2004-06-04 - 1:22 a.m.

I have no idea why I do this but I stay out way too late on work nights and end up suffering all day long on Friday. I should have been in bed for at least 2 hours now, and here I am typing at a site that has the word "diary" in the address. Wow that makes me feel manly. I will be paying for this tomorrow I am sure. I gotta be at least half retarded or hate sleep.

Onto more pressing issues. Am I gay? I am a big follower of the Matrix. I love the acting, the fighting and the idea behind the movie. The part that makes me wonder if I am gay is because of the guys who produced the trilogy. Turns out Larry or Andy Waichowski was caught by his wife with a transvestite dominatrix and divorced him. One of the brothers is soon going to become a sister. Apparently he is going to have a sex change performed and is currently taking estrogen pills to make himself more feminine. I have a few problems with this that makes me wonder about myself. The mind that helped to make up the Matrix movies is this weird, so how weird am I for liking and following it? If it were me and I was cheating on my wife, I would probably do it the ole fashioned American boring way with a secretary. Not Andy/Allison, s/he decides to go all out not only find shimself a dominatrix, but a transvestite at that. If I were caught doing something this odd, I would deny, deny, deny and most importantly deny some more. Not Andy/Andrianna, He-Ra gets divorced and goes a bit cuckoo and is getting ready for the She-Man operation. I just deep down hope I don't catch his gayness. I heard you can get it just by looking at someone that's gay or by being in the same state as them. I hope I don't have to move.

On a side note, my dog HATES socks. I just took off my socks and she grabbed one and took off with it. Always funny to watch the dog run with her ass as low to the ground as possible while stepping on the sock you were once wearing and tripping on it. Little asshole.

On another side note, I hate egg drop soup. It looks like yellow snot and sort of tastes like old shitty egg water. I had some at a "fancy" chinese restaurant. The pot stickers smelled like cooked cat food. Maybe it was just cat...? The chicken in my kung pao chicken had a nice over done leathery texture to it and was neither kung nor pao, and the "egg rorr" had shrimp in it. I hate sea food so I am leaning toward this place sucked, but I don't know. Wait wait, the kicker of this place, they don't have pop, just nasty smelling tea that tasted like how dog pee smells and water that tasted like someone dipped the dirtiest part of their balls in it and stirred it. Surprised their wasn't a pube in my food to top the whole lunch off. Apparently China Star is the only place that knows to make dog and cat the way I like it. I think I might have SARS from that "fancy" place. Just in case, I have been wearing one of those super safe face mask things. The best of times. Fuck this, I'm going to bed. Peace out bitches.

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