2005-06-15 - 11:28 p.m.

Wow, busy times make me not able to update this damn thing. So a lot has happened recently so lets get right into it.

I finally saw the movie Ray. I have to say that I didn't know that Ray Charles was on drugs. I had no idea he wasn't blind at birth, and I had no idea he went through the crap he went through. Overall it was a pretty good movie. That being said, it never ended. That god damn thing could have been made into a half hour movie. Instead they took the time to show the most meaningless shit like him flashing back to his dead brother, his mother always giving him advice, and all sorts of other shit that could have been skipped. Ah well.

Michael Jackson made it free again. I don't even know where to begin with this. They interviewed one of the jurors after the verdict and they said something along the lines of, "I think he has molested boys in the past, but I don't think he molested this one." You know, because I often hear that child molestors are picky....pfft.

MJ - "Well you see Jimmy, you have to take off your pants because.....Oh my god! Did you just say I'm NOT Peter Pan!? Oh that's it! No weiner touching for you young man. And you can no longer watch me sit while I pee."

There is no doubt in my mind he sits. I mean come on. Anyways, you have this kid in his bed, sleeping over, with no parental supervision, no real witnesses to help either side, and you think in the back of your mind that he has possibly molested children in the past based on evidence, and you vote not guilty? God bless the US for quality people like that. It's people like that, who will make sure R. Kelly never does any time.

Now to lighten up the mood. My dog just got done with her fucking period again. God that is such great times. Nothing like throwing out almost every pair of socks you own because of dog crotch blood spots.

Terri Schiavo's autopsy proved she was not only brain damaged, but blind as well. And her brain only weighed half of what a normal persons does which puts me and her on the same level. I wish I could hear my autopsy report....

Doctor - "Welp....I don't understand how, but he had marbles and a picture of Erik Estrada. Very odd."

Well until next time, I will see you lovely people later. Piss off now fatties.

Erik Estrada is such a fag.

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