2004-08-17 - 11:22 p.m.

Well it's getting closer to campaign time and no one gives a shit. George Bush, albeit not the most intelligent speaker in the world, is not quite as bad as everyone seems to think. He has one view that I basically don't agree with and a lot that I do. I hate getting political so I will keep this crap short and to the point.

He is as against gay marriage as anyone could get. I am not a gay man....at least last time I checked, but I don't really see the big deal with it. He says that he is trying to preserve the family image of man and wife. I am not too sure why this is such a huge dilema to everyone, but to me, who cares. Bush is very religious and cannot see the bond of Man and Man or Woman and Woman as "normal".

Do I agree with everything else he has done? To a certain point. Let's take a look at everyones favorite argument, Iraq. I will keep this brief but it needs to be touched upon and I haven't heard anyone else mention this.

Saddam had mass killings of his own people to clear jail cells out for future inmates. He observed "tests of weapons" using his own people. He watched as his sons murdered athletes who lost games, raped countless women, cut up prisoners and dragged them through human waste and glass and stones to insure infection. Why are we in Iraq? Because as much as everyone wants to think Bush did this for oil, he did this for the good of the world. Saddam was brutally murdering his own people. Saddam was the 20th century version of Hitler. The main difference is Saddam did this to his own people. I support Bush as every single war fearing American should. Call him a moron, call me a moron, call all Bush supporters a moron. But if you base you opinion off of Fahrenheit 9/11 and not actual facts, you should be shot in the face 911 times.

As for Weapons of Mass Destruction, we had the US intelligence, British Intelligence, and Russian Intelligence all saying yes they have it. Everyone would have done the same thing in his position.

Sorry but I am tired of everyone hopping on the Bush Bashing Bandwagon just because some fat inbred lying hick wants to make stuff up about him. Michael Moore has been proven wrong in his Bowling for Columbine and he has recently been proven wrong in Fahrenheit 9/11 "documentaries".

Time to lighten the mood. My dog has the absolute worst smelling fart ever. I dare somebody to say that even their own fart is worse. Her fart smells so bad, it could be used as a natural resource and power 100's of cities for years at a time. To give a brief description of it, imagine the smell of turkey. Now rot that bitch for about 6 months, add the smell of garbage water (the water left at the bottom of the garbage can), raw foul liquid shit, and a hint of cheese. You know have a smell so bad, it burns your eyes, nose and gets in your mouth. She makes her own version of napalm when she unloads one in my room. Words will never do justice to what she can produce in one quick nasty release. I would be willing to bet money that if I lit a match next time she farts, Forensic DNA Specialists would be scraping my body leavings off my walls for years.

"I think I found a toe nail wedged into the computer monitor and I think this piece over here imbedded 18 feet into the cement is taint. It's hard to tell since everything within a 10 block radius has been nuked."

It's quite possibly the worst smell I have to experience on a daily basis. She has some major ass problems. I have had my fun for the night. Lataz assholes.

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