2004-06-25 - 5:28 p.m.

Okay, I don't know if anyone has ever seen this stuff so I will talk about like you are all stupid. I was on a site a few nights ago and saw a banner posted up along the side. It had pictures of anime girls getting railed by anime guys. Being the naturally curious one, I clicked on it to see what in the hell that was all about. The site said, "Hot anime girls in over 200,000 pics and 5,000 movies get fucked!" This was a pay site that had tons of anime shit after you pay to enter the site. Now I have a few problems with this here situation. Most important, I believe, is that someone who is obviously very talented, drew up some pics of anime girls getting drilled. Why? Is porn not enough anymore? Is it boring to watch 2 girls touching each other? You gotta make drawings of the shit? But come to think of it, they aren't the bad ones. The bad ones are the people who actually pay to watch crap like this. Why oh why would pay for shit like this? Why not just jerk it Inspector Gadget or Pokemon if that's the kind of shit you are into? Why do you need Akira style anime porn? I can't grasp the idea behind whackin off to someones talent at drawing. That's like doin it to the pink girl cat from Garfield. Pussy is pussy right? WTF is wrong with people?

So it turns out one my girlfriends has an eating disorder. I had to take Mary to the clinic so she could get checked up and it turns out it might be anorexia. I sure Mary-Kate will still be able to make those gems of movies like New York Minute with her equally hot sister Ashley. What I don't understand about those two is they looked like down symdrome drowned beaten mutant monkeys when they were kids. Everyone watched them grow up on Full House, and they look nothing like they did. I think their parents were ashamed because of what they looked like. They were missing some genes or had too many or something and beat them back to normal. That's my theory. They looked like home abortions that lived when they were kids. Actually up until about 14 when they finally started to resemble humans. I wonder if they still have their tails? Might be kinda hot. Wow I got off track, so I hope she's all right at her little "I'm so rich and have so much fame, I need way more attention though so I am going to pretend I have anorexia" clinic for the rich and retarded. Go back into your giant mansion, with your ultra plamsa TV's, top-o-the-line-super-high-tech-hover-board-like-the-ones-in-back-to-the-future, and beat your slaves or whatever rich people do. We don't need Darwin to prove we came from apes as long as Olsen twins, Patrick Ewing, and Whoopi Goldberg are still around.

Speaking of STD's, have you ever heard the stupidest quote in the history of CNN? I will give some background for those of you who haven't read this yet. It says Al Zarqawi was almost killed in a bombing by the US. They must have interviewed someone nearby and he said the following quote below.

Here it goes:

"The man they saw fall to the ground "wasn't wearing a name tag," but they believe it may have been al-Zarqawi."

Hmm....Why the fuck would he be wearing a name tag? Is it like "Hello, my name is Akmed Mohammed Sayed Ali Al Hussien Al Zarqawi" That's one hell of a name tag there. But honestly, why the fuck would he be wearing a name tag? I know I just said it but it bears repeating. He is the man who is single handedly pissing off the US government and taking heat off of Osama Bin Laden. He is getting to the point where he is a household name now. AND....most importantly, he's in the middle of the desert. Who the fuck wears name tags in the middle of the desert? Did everyone else have one on? I don't get it. Well I am done having my fun. I am gone to watch me some Minnie Mouse....mmm hmmm. Ohhhh Disney....what? Don't tell anyone about that.

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