2004-11-21 - 10:32 p.m.

I'm baaaaaaack.....and this time I think this will be a short one. Without further ado, I bring to you my first topic.

Monopoly. Why the hell would I talk about monopoly you say? Well it's not the basic Monopoly with Oriental Avenue and Park Place. I am talking about the "spin-offs" of the game like coffeeopoly, pimpopoly, cat pukopoly and many others. I have even seen Star Wars themed Monopoly boards. This basically is the exact same board, same idea and premise, but the properties are different. Try to imagine yourself playing the newest version, DogShitopoly with your family:

The game always begins by fighting over the best piece.

Billy - "I got corn!"
Tina - "Peanuts!"
Dad - "I want the sphincter!"
Mom - "Aww....I am stuck with diarrhea again?"

The properties could be things like Junk yard, trash can, dog bed and many others, and Community Chest can have many dog activities like:

Crotch licking - Move ahead 1 space for making your owner jealous.

You were caught dry humping a stuffed animal. Pay 15 "bones" for humility tax.

Peanut Butter Felatio earns you 100 bones and a happy owner.

This shit needs to stop and it need to stop now before I start seeing Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen themed ones.

The cards would be, "You were caught doing blow....again and now you are in rehab....again. Pay 100 retarded monkey dollars."

I will update again soon and booooooo on me for such a short entry. If you are really worried about, you may need a life. Until next time my fine feathered friends, go suck a dick.

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