2005-01-25 - 11:49 p.m.

Hello and welcome back to, the stupidest site on the internet. I can admit it. I have no shame in the fact that this site sucks. Eat me. And if you are reading this right now, you are a loser.

So I was thinking about this the other day and it got my crazy mind wandering. Boy scouts. Where to begin with this....oh I know! How about the fact that you are asking to have your kid molested if you sign him up for it? Why would I say such a thing about a reputable organization such as the Boy Scouts? Allow me to explain. To begin with, you don't need to have a child in the troop to be a leader in "the scouts". You can be gay or straight. No biggie there. Here is where it gets weird. Let's put this in the mind of a child molestor shall we?

Child Molestor - "Well, I got nothing to do this weekend except wear my sisters underwear and cover myself in chicken gravy. Maybe I should do something with the scouts. I know! I'll take a whole bunch of kids out into the middle of the forest for a few days...where there are no other parents around. Then I'll put my knot tying ability to use."

I would never let my kid go off with some dude for a weekend with no other parents around. Something doesn't smell right. I think that smell, is my dog. But something else doesn't sit well with me about that scenario. If I walked up to any ass off the street and requested to take their kids on a weekend, in the woods, I would be in jail right now. That's what happened the first time.

There was a virus outbreak at my work that began on the first of the year. That was SOOOoooooo much fun cleaning that up. I would love to walk up the person who writes these viruses, and shit on them. I hate viruses and pop up software so much, that people should get the death penalty for it. It's not the actual programs that are the problem. They are actually fairly easy to remove. It's the reinfection that makes me want to stab them 7 or 8 thousand times in the neck. Most people, if you get 4985982478 pop ups on your computer, will eventually just cave in and check out the site. I guess it does work, but there has to be a better way to get your company name out there. So I have created a new idea. Pop up ads in porn movies. Come on that's fuckin genius. Pop ups and SPAM would disappear and you could do this like Nascar. Instead of having clothes on in the beginning, they have sponsor's stickers for "/aliu-m" and "P3N!S Enlarge-ments". I know I have created something that will take off, now I just need to figure out who makes "V14gra" and "Diskount Sotfwrae" and run it by them. Maybe they will show me, how to "Make money from home" with no "refinanse".

In other news, Johnny Carson died.

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston broke up. This country needs to get its' priorities in order. At least spend a minute or two on the extremely unfunny dead "comic" before talking about who they think Brad is fucking behind Jennifers back. Let's take a second to look at this here. Jennifer Aniston most likely got cheated on. Thus, Brad Pitt is gay. No more needs to be said.

Well I think it is bed time for me, but until my next update always remember the last words of the late and great Johnny Carson who said,

"I can't believe Ed McMahon is still alive."

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